I´m making a difference

"i’m is a new initiative from Windows Live Messenger™. Every time you start a conversation using i’m, Microsoft shares a portion of the program's advertising revenue with some of the world's most effective organizations dedicated to social causes"

300

tonight I´m watching 300, tell you if I liked it when I get back. Quite looking forward to it, the trailer lookes nice.

update: I really enjoyed the movie, but you have to see i for what it is, an actionpacked specialeffects packed rollercoaster. It doesn´t try to learn you anything and if I was from Persia I probably would get a little mad. But it sure was entertaining and grafic. It´s a movie to watch if you want a fun action packed moment where you don´t have to think at all.

I give it an 6,5/10

The Number 23

I´m watching this tonight, tell you what I thought when I get back.

Update: so this movie was really terrible, I almost fell asleap a couple of times, thats only happened once before and that was when I was watching sphere. The movie was all out uninteresting so he found a book and he suddenly got obsessed with the number 23 (yea big shocker), really get over it. It never got even remotely scary, nope this is a movie you should stay far away from.

Igive it a 1/10

mid-life crisis

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

"Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.

Aren't older women great!!! They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.

Instructions for Drive-through ATM

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles."

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts."

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed.

Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."

MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!!

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will > call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its >excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary; with your PIN written on >the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

Qantas maintenance

After every flight, Qantas Airlines pilots fill out a form called a
gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with
the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The
mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on
the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the
pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be
said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor.

Here are some supposedly actual logged maintenance complaints and
problems as submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution as recorded by
Qantas maintenance engineers.

By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.


(P = The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = The solution and action taken by the engineers.)

P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget
pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.